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2006-01-19 - 10:46 a.m. I went to the Asian nail place the other day to get a manicure. The chick that was doing my nails impressed me with her cross selling abilities. As she was doing my nails we proceeded to have this conversation: Asian Nail Lady: After manicure you want eye brow wax too? Pinky: Um.. ok.. yeah.. sure. Asian Nail lady finishes manicure. As Asian nail lady is waxing my eyebrows she starts cross selling again. But this time she rocks my world and says.. "you want lip waxed too?" Ok, if I had a dick, this is where the Asian nail lady kicks it. I do not have lip hair.. ok, i do get a couple of mexically chin hairs from time to time but I'm very conscious of them and they are plucked way before they would ever become noticeable to anyone but me. "Um.. no.. I don't think I need my lip waxed. "Ah yes.. pinky.. You have a few that I should wax.. you want lip wax?" Now I'm starting to get paranoid, but I can't go through with any sort of waxing because that would indeed confirm that I have lip hair and I'm not going there. � |